Welcome to the Wonderful World of Love Urchin!
Are you a social media guru?
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And now, a word from our legal department:
Congrats:
You know, representing the LOVE URCHIN has always been difficult. Convincing Jim to take off his tin foil "anti-alien death ray suit" long enough to sign paperwork was never easy. When Ken told me that he "was going to throw his own feces because monkeys do it", I convinced him that record executives did not like feces. And when Jeff would indulge in his "Tony Montana meets Dirk Diggler" style "coke and whore orgy/parties", getting him to stop long enough to sign a power of attorney was very stressful.
All that said, as the designated legal representative for LOVE URCHIN, I must congratulate the boys on their web presence. Also, boys, we need to register the copyright and "As your attorney, I recommend you try the brown acid."
-Chris Hoffner,
Lawyer to the Stars!
Consultant to the Damned!